OBSERVATIONS: TEASING NEW MUSIC IS THE CLOSEST I'M GETTING TO HIM TALKING ABOUT POP INFLUENCES IN HIS MUSIC/DOING A SONGWRITING VIDEO SO I'M CELEBRATING! YAAAAAAAAAAS DADDY STARBUCKS SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
- In all honesty, Steve, music is supposed to take precedent over thirst trap fuckery; not that you suck at vlogs like that, but coming from a weirdo who thinks music > thirst trap...
- "Don't Let the Light In" is teased and it seems like that whole "gritty"/"dark"/"edgy" sound for his next album might have been a front. I still think with a title like "Don't Let the Light In" it has potential to fuck with people in that whole *Irreplaceable Complex kind of way.
*Irreplaceable Complex; (n.)(s.) - when a song sounds sweet or innocuous until you realize the song is saying "FUCK THE 18 GENERATIONS OF YOUR ANCESTORS" upon closer lyrical inspection.
- MY WEIRD ASS still wants to know about that "righteous anger at the Church" song teased from Billboard [after the social media break] on August 7th, 2015.
"HOW THE FUCK DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?"
-Steve Grand, probably
- Steve, you run on "Musician Time" which we all know means "IT'LL BE RELEASED WHENEVER I DON'T HATE IT, ZOMG LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!1!!11!" Just because "the end of January" turned into February 19th for "We Are the Night" and that t-shirt contest took 5 months to name a winner [I'm kidding], we don't hold it against you.
- If he were more antsy than he already is, Steve would be giving Tweek from South Park realness. However, because his dorky demeanor is pure, his coffee addiction merely makes him *Daddy Starbucks*.
- Grand also teases a possible photo-shoot vlog
- Honey...I'LL be the judge of whether or not you smell like world peace or strawberry ice cream...
That'll wrap up this blog assist. Until then, me and the #GrandFam are about to be like our favorite dinosaur...the TYRANNOSAURUS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
The #GrandFam RIGHT NOW
"WORLD PEACE OR STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU DAVID?"
-Steve Grand, most likely
Validate him on one of the big 3 social media platforms he pimps...