Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Steve Grand Previews New Music

Singer/Songwriter Steve Grand is at it again, contributing to his vlogging kick with his now 26th entry overall [Two part entries split up accordingly and such]. Let's see what daddy is talking about this time (PLEASE, LET IT BE A SONGWRITING VIDEO. PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP ZOMG!!!!!!111!1)



OBSERVATIONS: TEASING NEW MUSIC IS THE CLOSEST I'M GETTING TO HIM TALKING ABOUT POP INFLUENCES IN HIS MUSIC/DOING A SONGWRITING VIDEO SO I'M CELEBRATING! YAAAAAAAAAAS DADDY STARBUCKS SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

- In all honesty, Steve, music is supposed to take precedent over thirst trap fuckery; not that you suck at vlogs like that, but coming from a weirdo who thinks music > thirst trap...

- "Don't Let the Light In" is teased and it seems like that whole "gritty"/"dark"/"edgy" sound for his next album might have been a front. I still think with a title like "Don't Let the Light In" it has potential to fuck with people in that whole *Irreplaceable Complex kind of way.

*Irreplaceable Complex; (n.)(s.) - when a song sounds sweet or innocuous until you realize the song is saying "FUCK THE 18 GENERATIONS OF YOUR ANCESTORS" upon closer lyrical inspection.

- MY WEIRD ASS still wants to know about that "righteous anger at the Church" song teased from Billboard [after the social media break] on August 7th, 2015.


"HOW THE FUCK DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?"
-Steve Grand, probably

- Steve, you run on "Musician Time" which we all know means "IT'LL BE RELEASED WHENEVER I DON'T HATE IT, ZOMG LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!1!!11!" Just because "the end of January" turned into February 19th for "We Are the Night" and that t-shirt contest took 5 months to name a winner [I'm kidding], we don't hold it against you.

- If he were more antsy than he already is, Steve would be giving Tweek from South Park realness. However, because his dorky demeanor is pure, his coffee addiction merely makes him *Daddy Starbucks*.

- Grand also teases a possible photo-shoot vlog so that thirst trap obsessive bitches can get around to watching SOMETHING he makes as means to get back into the vlogging groove.

- Honey...I'LL be the judge of whether or not you smell like world peace or strawberry ice cream...

That'll wrap up this blog assist. Until then, me and the #GrandFam are about to be like our favorite dinosaur...the TYRANNOSAURUS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS


The #GrandFam RIGHT NOW

or

"WORLD PEACE OR STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU DAVID?"
-Steve Grand, most likely

Validate him on one of the big 3 social media platforms he pimps...

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