Tuesday, May 13, 2014

The Voice Season 6: Clocking Out at 5 For Good

[Who gets the pink slip of elimination and who gets promoted to the finale status? All will be found out as Carson's Rules of Order of Opener, Coach's Corner, Saved, Fodder, Fodder, Fodder, Saved, Bottom 3, Bottom 3 Performances and then Saved by ECT {East Coast Twitter} are parlayed out.]

Tonight marks when 5 become 3 on the NBC program with ratings. Each coach other than Adam has one artist to their name; Adam at the moment has 2. Will the two I voted for last night, Kristen and Kat (She sold me on "Chandelier" so much I forgave her awful second song choice.) make it or could this be the first time since S3 where a favorite of mine will have missed the finale? Or will it be like S4 all over again and be an Adam and Blake finale? *"Or is it the 1989 Denver Broncos?" O_O* These are the nouns, pronouns, gerunds, banter, fuckery and marklar that transpired...

Let's play rough and get it on!

Rascal Flatts performed a song called "Rewind". Country music = time to kill on TV shows, apparently.

Saved by Voice Jesus: Jake Worthington of Team Blake. The results are read in no particular order, so WOW. Blake will have a finalist AGAIN.

Oh great; Taxicab Confessionals...ugh. Then Coach's Corner happened and OH SWEET JESUS. STOP WASTING OUR TIME! What is this, the Battles Round 2? *shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade*
Jacquie Lee of last season performed her debut single "Broken Ones". A self-esteem anthem so young in her career? She and X-Tina were a perfect fit for each other.

Then, Will Champlin took the stage performing a song called "Eye of the Pyramid". A stage piece looked like he stole the tip of the Luxor in Las Vegas. I can't with him.

Then: Josh Kaufman of Team Usher. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The Bottom 3: The Grimmie Reaper, Kat Perkins and Kristen Merlin of Teams Adam & Shakira. Eeek; especially considering that sources online know that the Grimmie Reaper has boatloads of followers online as opposed to the others. T_T

Then HRFH -2.0 took the stage to perform a song called "Everything Reminds Me of You". She performs on a stage constructed in a Vegas strip like way. *shudders*

Kristen performs "Blown Away" by Carrie Underwood.

Kat performs "Good Girl" by Carrie Underwood.

The Grimmie Reaper performs "Apologize" by OneRepublic.

And while I was trying to post a save tweet for Kristen, internet was being screwy. Oh and the graphics for the show showing the real time voting block was removed for glitches though the votes were still good.

E.C.T. Saves: The Grimmie Reaper of Team Adam.

Getting the Boot: Kristen Merlin and Kat Perkins of Teams Adam and Shakira. With a Top 5 finish Shakira is ousted from being a winning coach. Just like in S4.

All in all, the show is ending soon. Take that as you will.

Up next for scrutiny, the Finale Part I.

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