Tuesday, December 15, 2015

The Voice S9: Holiday JEERS

Happy Holidays fans of the NBC Program with Ratings! Even though we've been good to the show, we're about to get the worst gift ever...well at least this will suck for me.

See, for 9 seasons I have never voted for the winner with exception to Craig Wayne Boyd to prevent Matt McAndrew's undeserving ass of getting the title. Javier Colon, Jermaine Paul, Bitch who robbed Cody Belew, Amanda Brown and Melanie Martinez, Bitch who robbed Michelle Chamuel and Sasha Allen, Bitch who robbed Jacquie Lee, Josh Kaufman, Sawyer Fuckwit Fredericks and now Jordan Smith/overrated pompous and detached jagoff will be among those I hated but have gone on to win this show.


Seriously, since S3, iTunes voting went from kitschy little way to support some of the music made by contestants on the show to erasing the underdog story arc from a possible upset. SCREW EVERYTHING...here's how the last 5 minutes of the show AKA the outcome of rigging this shit of the votes...

4th place: Jeffery Austin of Team Gwen. *sighs* You had potential, dude. Too bad Gwen sucks

3rd place: Barrett Baber of Team Blake. 3rd too high but whatever.

2nd place: Emily Ann Roberts of Team Blake. THAT'S a surprise.

"WINNER"/proof iTunes voting needs to be abolished: Jordan Smith. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You strained vocal hack! You've never given a good performance!

Thanks for nothing. Now I eat out of anger.

As of today I'm pretty much swearing off the show. No interesting contestants have ever been allowed to exist peacefully, the coaches suck, the voting block is stupid and I HATE EVERYTHING. UNLESS country voters are BANNED from voting and/or types like Jordan Smith NEVER happen again, I am off this Voice ship. Thanks for 9 seasons of questionable entertainment at best.

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