The Voice S9: READING Rainbow

Take a look; inside this book & find your picture there, bitch. It's time to find out yet again how the voting block for The NBC Program with Ratings could potentially piss me off worse than in seasons past.

Keeping in mind that from the Top 10 it goes to 9 and from there, 5 contestants get the chop, this and next week could look to be my last times recapping S9 until the Finale Results show. So let's find out what type of fuckery transpired and if a "shelf" contestant gets the boot this week...

SAFE:

- "Miranda BLAND-bert" from Team Blake -_-
- "Aw-hell Adkins" from Team Adam -_-

Yup, I'm going to hate this season too...though it'll be somewhat intriguing to watch Dolly Parton mentor the 9 remaining contestants. WURQ

- Jeffery Austin of Team Gwen! YAY! The pretty contestant remains!
- "Chicken Fried Chicken" of Team Blake -_-

The pretty contestant remains! SPREAD THE WORD!

- Madi Davis of Team Pharrell! HALLELUJAH AND NOT THAT OVER-COVERED SONG!
- "Vanilla Intract" of Team Adam -_-

So 1 favorite and the sexy Ginger Sam Smith impersonator are left...WILL Shelby survive or will I have to cut a bitch to where they need Neosporin Pain Relief Plus of the soul?

- "Viva Laughlin" of Team Blake -_- -_- -_- -_-
- Shelby Brown of Team Adam! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

BOTTOM 2: "Z-UGH-eey Deschanel" & "Chris Colf-slaw" of Team Gwen. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS the terrible contestants are in the bottom! YAAAAAAAAAAAAS GAWD HUNNY! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!

"Z-UGH-eey" got the death spot [went first] AND FORGOT THE WORDS. *stunned at the poetic justice* The coaches proceed to say some dumb shit to justify her needed place in the competition.

First off, Blake her efforts or what she puts out there is THE REASON she's been in the bottom for now 3 weeks in a row!

Second, don't act like saving someone based on fucking up lyrics should matter more than overall ability which she AND her opponent tonight lack.

Anyway, "Chris Colf-slaw" mangled his way through his bottom 2 song. The verdict would lie in the hands of the public and whether or not pity votes would be counted in "Z-UGH-eey's" favor.

East Coast Twitter saved: "Chris Colf-slaw" of Team Gwen

BOOTED: Korin Bukowski after her 3rd time in the bottom 2. Pity votes mean nothing tonight, chicky. You'll hear worse from better people so get gone and become worry free.

Well, join me next time for the Top 9 turned TOP 4 BLOODBATH!