The Voice S8: TENured vs. Freelance

Tonight, the NBC Program with Ratings sends the Top 10 into another week of singing and this thing meant to increase activity for the show's social media accounts and traffic to nbc.com AKA "Voting".

Mr. and Mr. Shevine, Xtina and Pharrell have more than accepted their roles of being utterly useless in terms of critique and the critic forces of Parker, Slezak & Entertainment Weekly are sure determined to have the overrated Kimberly, Sawyer, Rob & Country-Possessed Meghan win S8 so one of their favorites can win.
What they fail to realize is, they already have several overrated winners to their name. Pretty much, seasons 3-6 had the most overrated ones win when they full damn well didn't deserve it (Seasons 1 and 2 just terrible winners; Season 7 was a message to Adam that his team was only there due to Pharrell and Gwen making stupid decisions left and right.)

With 3 favorites in India Carney, Deanna Johnson and Koryn Hawthorne remaining, it's up to me and those who'll listen to me on Twitter to prevent the critics from having another winner [and for me to FINALLY have a contestant I liked from the beginning win the show.]
These are the nouns, pronouns, gerunds, banter, marklar, fuckery and FlirtCruiting that transpired...


Let's play rough and get it on!

The Voice S8: GO FATE YOURSELF II: The Electric Revengeloo

After the Top 12 of the NBC Program with Ratings performed, the public from here on out is responsible for the fates of Mr. and Mr. Shevine, Xtina and Pharrell's teams.

In turn, they're also responsible for ME staying in the recap game. With Koryn, Deanna and India as the remaining favorites there's only one question...

After tonight...will I still be recapping The Voice for S8?

The Voice S8: Coach-TWELVE-uh 2015!

Come one, come all. Step this way to attend the Coach-TWELVE-uh Music Festival; NBC and 4 A-/B+ List music celebrities idea of entertainment all Monday and Tuesday night (For like 4 weeks or at least until I get sick of the bad contestants left).

After many a decision ranging from questionable to miraculously right, The Live Shows of the NBC Program with Ratings have finally began. The three good contestants left, India Carney, Koryn Hawthorne & Deanna Johnson now have an uphill battle against the overrated squad of Sawyer Fredericks, Mia Z, Meghan Linsey, Kimberly Nichole, Rob Taylor and Corey Kent White.

For positive reinforcement purposes (Since the Brooke Adee critiques were a fluke), Mr. and Mr. Shevine, Xtina and Pharrell are there to tell the contestants that they're all a ***FLAWLESS herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains.

These are the nouns, pronouns, gerunds, marklar, banter, fuckery and FlirtCruiting that transpired...


Let's play rough and get it on!

The Voice S8: Go FATE Yourself

This fluff show is short and so will this recap. Below are the contestants that are worthy of my time and now it's time to learn of they survived...and in turn...if the recapping survives. O_-


Deanna of Team Adam; Koryn and Caitlin of Team Pharrell; Sonic and India of Team Xtina.


The biggest question:

Will I still be recapping S8 of The Voice after tonight?

The Voice S8: March-pril Madness PART II: The Electric Revengeloo

Now to continue what Monday started ("The eventual downward trend of S8's quality?" Shut the fuck up, they might get it right for a change.) Tonight is Part II of the March-pril Madness known as the Live Playoffs. Tonight it's Teams Adam & Xtina. These are the nouns, pronouns, gerunds, marklar, banter, fuckery and FlirtCruiting that transpired...


Let's play rough and get it on!

The Voice S8: Leftover Madness

[Tonight's episode title is inspired by the fact that the Final Four is still a thing. Who knew?]

After questionable decisions left and right, five favorites of mine remain, and they better get through. Mr. and Mr. Shevine, Xtina and Pharrell (Happy belated birthday, Benjamin Button. Seriously, you've been 18 for the past 50 fucking years or something.) have presented the voting block with the 20 contestants we're responsible for narrowing down into the much needed Kelly Clarkson to give the show real credibility.

Tonight is Part I of the March-pril Madness known as the Live Playoffs. Two teams perform tonight and Tuesday with the results and always unpredictable coach save on Wednesday. Tonight it's Teams Pharrell & Blake . These are the nouns, pronouns, gerunds, marklar, banter, fuckery and FlirtCruiting that transpired...


Let's play rough and get it on!

Declaration of a Fed-up Viewer of The Voice S8

As I did last season, this is my declaration/warning that my blogging days with his season could be numbered. With 5 favorites left of the 9 I had going in, it's time to say ENOUGH of this shit with S8.

Below is the declaration for S8:

Declaration for the Remainder of S8 of The Voice

I hereby swear to recap the Live Playoffs and Live Shows that feature these five contestants:

Deanna Johnson of Team Adam

Caitlin Caporale & Koryn Hawthorne of Team Pharrell

India Carney & Sonic of Team Christina

If and when all 5 contestants fail to make the finale, I hereby declare that I stop recapping until the Finale Results show in which the winner of S8 will be named.