Tuesday, April 22, 2014

The Voice U.S. S6 Recap: Results of the Top 12 Performances

Tonight, we find out the 9 artists saved through voting through NBC.com and Sprint text messaging. Then, East Coast/Central Standard time zone Twitter gets to save one of the bottom 3. According to iTunes sales (Read as "the SurvivorSucks forums for the show"), Dani and Tess of Team Shakira and T.J. of Team Usher look to be screwed. Also, if the sources are correct, a contestant I hate ("Which one you bitter bitch?" Josh Kaufman in this case.) made it to the Top 10 of iTunes and will get his votes multiplied by 5. Thanks, iTunes consumers; I mean it -_-

Now on to find out if the contestants I actually voted for...
- Kristen
- Delvin
and T.J.

have a chance at taking down this season's overrated, must be booted NOW list...
- HRFH -3.0
- The Grimmie Reaper
- Bria
and Josh

[*PLEASE Note: I don't care about Team Blake contestants not on the must be booted now list. As long as a Team Blake contestant does not win, I will be content.]

Team Adam performed with their coach as mainly fodder-tainment. They all sang "Sledgehammer" by Peter Gabriel. Adam's t-shirt looked nice...so let's leave it at that. *shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade*

Let's find out who got saved by Voice Jesus...

The first set of artists saved... Josh Kaufman & Kat Perkins of Team(s) Usher and Adam. Yup; SurvivorSucks got Josh being around right. *retches* Kat being saved of Team Adam first was a touch surprising.

Coach's Corner relayed that shit happens; in that any of the contestants can go home and that Kristen's mic went out at the last minute. Usher took a picture of himself on live TV and Blake had a country accent (SHOCKING; I know).

Then...Kristen Merlin & Audra McLaughlin of Team(s) Shakira and Blake were saved. The sympathy vote was FINALLY used properly and wow; Audra was saved before Jake and the other one. O_O

Shakira then took the stage to pimp her song "Empire" (Whose lyric video is weird and gets outweirded by the music video...) The vibrato is under control in this performance which is quite remarkable.
Then Team Shakira is pimped in a philanthropically calculated move for sympathy votes for future performances. OK it could be sincere.

Then...Delvin Choice & Jake Worthington of Team(s)Adam and Blake were saved. Someone I voted for and someone who isn't HRFH -3.0 saved as of now...this is so far the best results show ever.

Team Blake then performed a song called "Put Some Drive in Your Country" by Travis Tritt. I'm thinking this might have been in a commercial for a Dodge Ram. O_O

Then...Bria Kelly, the Grimmie Reaper & HRFH -3.0 of Team(s) Usher, Adam and Blake were saved. No one from my boot list is getting booted. Dammit.

The bottom 3 were...T.J. Wilkins, Dani Moz and Tess Boyer of Teams Usher and Shakira. iTunes and SurvivorSucks called this.

Then the Bottom 3 performed "Save Me" songs a la S2 of the show...

T.J. performed "I'll Be" by Edwin McCain.

Dani performed a song called "Turning Tables". I have no clue who sang it originally.

Tess performed "Dark Side" by Kelly Clarkson.

East Coast Twitter saves...Tess Boyer of Team Shakira.

Getting the Boot: T.J. Wilkins & Dani Moz of Teams Usher and Shakira. Yikes, this is S4 all over again.

All in all, more of the same until somebody is named the S6 winner of the NBC Program with Ratings.

Up next for scrutiny, the Performances of the Top 10.

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