[The title for this episode is a play on a joke regarding a man's erection. *sproing*]
Tonight is when we find out who Voice Jesus smites (Followed by East Coast Twitter; consider this revenge for all the times you wouldn't shut the fuck up about In-N-Out, West Coast.) iTunes be damned, let's hope Kristen and Delvin stay. And let's hope my boot list from the last results episode can finally be scratched off. These are the nouns, pronouns, gerunds, banter, fuckery & marklar that transpired...
Let's play rough and get it on!
In the montage/recap of last night's show, Bria was shown crying after Adam had critiqued her. Sorry gurl, but someone needed to be critiqued. If you can't handle it, the door is near you.
For those who hadn't been waiting long enough, Carson then confirms that the S7 new coaches are Pharrell and Gwen Stefani of No Doubt and solo act of 2 albums fame. \(^_^)/
Team Usher took the stage to perform "Always on the Run" by Lenny Kravitz. The band made sure to be the highlight.
The first set of artists saved: The Grimmie Reaper & HRFH -3.0 of Team(s) Adam & Blake. I hate the voting public. According to other blogging people, The Grimmie Reaper was #3 on iTunes for doing the Dia Frampton turned Lindsey Pavao thing of making a rap song...not. Whatever. That and HRFH -3.0 is continuing the possibility of me not liking any of the winners.
Coach's Corner had more or less the same damn sentiments of last night and seems to be eating more of the show's time for singing contestants. I hate that.
Then: Kristen Merlin & Josh Kaufman of Team(s) Shakira & Usher. Kristen is becoming popular. Who'd've thunk? Also, BOO on the voting public for saving Josh. BOO.
Team Shakira then takes the stage to perform "The One Thing" by Shaki herself. Anything to pimp that self-titled effort. Hey it helped X-Tina...oh wait. *shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade*
Oh joy; Taxicab Confessionals. -_-
Then: Audra McLaughlin & Delvin Choice of Team(s) Blake & Adam. With Delvin and Kristen being saved, my favorites are staying another week.
The last person saved: Jake Worthington of Team Blake.
The Bottom 3: Tess Boyer, Bria Kelly & Kat Perkins of Team(s) Shakira, Usher and Adam.
Bria performed a song called "Crazy on You".
Tess performed "Who Knew" by P!nk.
Kat performed "Paris (Ooh La La)" by Grace Potter & the Nocturnals.
East Coast Twitter Saves: Kat Perkins of Team Adam
Getting the Boot: Bria Kelly & Tess Boyer of Team(s) Usher and Shakira. Eeek; it's S4 all over again.
All in all, those left in the Top 8 have a lot of work to do in order to impress me.
Up next for scrutiny, the performances of the Top 8.